Our Grand Master, For Rent

She will welcome you and ensure her rules are upheld.

Rock Bottom, Assistant GM

He is always willing to lend a hand and step in when needed.

Broken Seal, Religious Advisor & Hash mapper

He follows you everywhere you go and then maps it. He will also tell you “no sun-glasses in the circle”

Paddy Fag, Religious Advisor

He speaks way too much, but then what else should you expect from a fallen angel?

Non Stop Cock, Hare Razor

He will convince you to be Hare and lay a running and walking trail for us.

Fuji Bush, Hashcash

She will do whatever she can not to spend all that money

Allowettie, Super Statistician

She knows about money and makes sure that you do to.

Sexy Eyes, Media Mistress

She manages our website, composes newsletters, updates  FaceBook and does everything else involving media.

Talented Wanker, Hash Music

He’s living proof that his talent does not involve music

Tootsie Robinson, Hash Scribe

The Hash Scribe’s task is not an easy one, as a writer he will ignore the truth whilst entertaining and educating you

Gobbles, Hash Scribe

The Hash Scribe’s task is not an easy one, making sense of all the crap that the Hashers produce on a Sunday.

Bukkake Kid, Hash Horn

Often can’t find his horn. When he does, he even blows it, sometimes.